What can I tell people that I am having instead of hemorrhoid surgery?

Christine R asked:


I am going to have hemorrhoid surgery in a couple of weeks. I don’t want anyone to know. It is embarrassing. What kind of surgery can I tell people I am having instead?

2 Responses to “What can I tell people that I am having instead of hemorrhoid surgery?”

  1. SWEET CHICKEN MEAT Says:

    tell them you are having a cyst removed or ulcer surgery

  2. DoUreallywantme2answerthat Says:

    you don’t have to say anything… just say you’re having surgery and you don’t want to discuss it any further period… Good luck